The Onion presents... CAMP BINGO ...a fundraiser for AIDS Network

This is NOT your grandmother's bingo...it's a whole lot more fun!

 

Official Rules of Camp Bingo:

Price of admission is $18 per person per event purchased in advance on the Camp Bingo website  (credit or debit card); $20 per person per event at the door (cash or personal checks only) and includes an evening of bingo, prizes, entertainment and fun. You will receive one bingo book for seven games, six cards per game, including one $150 cash jackpot game and two $250 cash jackpot games—one game is a rollover game. You will also receive a program that shows which squares are in play for each game. Additional books, jackpot game cards and daubers are available for purchase:

• Extra game books with 7 bingo game cards $5 each
• Extra $250-jackpot game cards $1 each
• Daubers in assorted colors $3 each

All Camp Bingo prices include Wisconsin and Dane County Sales Tax.

Food & beverages, including a full bar (21 years or older) are available for purchase during Camp Bingo 

At Camp Bingo no straight line wins but everyone age 18 or older is welcome!

The Very Official Rules:

• Every person admitted will be assessed the admission charge whether he or she intends to participate in bingo. Hey! This is a fund-raiser for AIDS Network!
• Sharing of bingo game cards is not allowed, no way no how.
• You must be 18-years old or older and provide proper identification (a government-issued photo ID) to participate.
• Game cards must be marked with a dauber. Marking the game card with any other type of opaque marker will render it invalid.
• A number is officially called when the caller announces the number.
• You must call “BINGO” on the last number called. If you have a BINGO, it is your responsibility to make sure that you are heard, as well as seen, by raising your card and yelling out “BINGO!” If a BINGO is not seen or heard by the number caller we reserve the right to refuse payment on that BINGO.
• All games are closed when announced from the stage.
• In the event of more than one winner, the recipient of the prize will be determined by each winner drawing a bingo ball. The person with the number closest to “69” without going higher will win the prize.
• Winners must furnish his or her name and current address before prizes will be awarded.
• In the event of a dispute, the bingo manager will make an equitable decision.
• Per Madison city ordinance no smoking is allowed anywhere inside the premises and only in the designated area outside.
• No outside food and/or beverage is allowed inside the venue. All food and/or beverage must be purchased and consumed at the venue.
• The bingo manager reserves the right to refuse service to anyone (even if you are cute).
• You must show proof of payment of admission (i.d. bracelet) to renter the premises, to purchase additional game cards and when calling BINGO.
• In the event of any special games, rules and prizes will be announced at the beginning of the program.
• There will be a $5 charge to replace spoiled card. No exceptions.

The Camp Bingo Pledge

I (state your name), solemnly swear to remember, that I am here to raise money, for   people living with HIV/AIDS. I also swear, that bingo is only a stupid game, but I will keep playing to help support, the valuable programs and services offered by AIDS Network.

Sunday, January 25, 2009 at 12:00 PM
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 at 5:00 PM (CT)

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AIDS Network is the AIDS Service Organization for South Central Wisconsin.  We provide comprehensive and confidential case management, legal and prevention services in 13 counties at no cost to the recipient.

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